It was in 1996
that I came in relationship with my beloved, Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP). I felt
very lonely and unsafe earlier, being all alone. This relationship gave me
strength, happiness and the most important, power to aspire more than my own
capabilities. Yes, my relationship had a special name; it was National
Democratic Alliance (NDA).
By now you
might have guessed who I am? I am non other than Bihar’s ruling political
party, Janta Dal (United), JD(U).
I have many
sweet memories of our 17 year long relationship. Many of our ministers
including Mr Nitish Kumar gained the power of being a central minister, Railway
Ministry was in his hands from 1999-2004, which was beyond our own capabilities.
The most beautiful
memory of our relationship dates back to 2005 when our bonding was adjudged the
best by the people of Bihar. But when it was re-elected as the best by more
than 80% people in 2010, I felt myself as the only reason for this, neglecting
you. You were no more important for me. So I broke up with you.
And like
any broken lovers you became my biggest enemy. I started finding faults in you.
Whatever I liked about you became the things which now irritate me. Whatever
advices you used to give me became the bullshit orders. And thanks to the third
person, Mr Narendra Modi and Mr L. K. Advani (Shhhhh, I never accuse anybody by
name) who provided me with the best excuses to break this long relationship. If
you are with them, I am not going to be with you, that’s what I said.
The only
thing now I want to say to you is, I had many sweet memories with you but now
you are my biggest enemy. I felt myself as the only reason to be chosen best in
Bihar and still feel the same. I am the best public figure here, this is
overconfidence according to you, but for me it’s just confidence. But like any
other lover I am in search of a new girlfriend with whom I can again think of
beyond my capability and capacity.
