Thursday, October 3, 2013

A Letter by QUAIDI No 3312- My journey from the king of Bihar to Birsa Munda Jail

The People of Bihar

Cc: People of India

Date: 03rd Oct 2013

My Brother’s and Sister’s


I was the uncrowned king of Bihar. But thanks to the Fodder scam it turned me into a well maintained QUAIDI NO 3312 at Birsa Munda Central Jail. I have been jailed for 5 years with a fine of Rs. 25 lacs.
I must use the word well maintained because the facilities I have here are not available for others. I have a perfectly tiled attached bathroom, TV with cable connection, The jail officials pay me a differential respect because few of them were working under my supervision when I was the Chief Minister of undivided Bihar. And when obeisance is so high there are no worries for khaini , paan and bidi.

This is not the first time I am in this jail. In December 2001 I was in this jail for the same terms. But I then I asked for my transfer to Beur Jail in Bihar, but now I am all happy here. And why wouldn’t I. Then it was the regime of Bhartiya Janata Party and at present my party the Rashtriya Janata Dal is in coalition with the ruling government of Jharkhand. One of my loyalists already spoke to the media about this – Yahan  jab sarkaar hi apni hai, Bihar kyon jana chahenge?

And at last I would like to bring it to the notice of my loving and caring janta of Bihar that I anoint Tejaswi Yadav as my substitute. And I request all my men’s to concentrate on the upcoming Bihar Loksabha Elections.

In hope of your votes for Loksabha Elections.

Lalu Prasad Yadav

QUAIDI No- 3312

Birsa Munda Central Jail


Anonymous said...

Good analysis of Quaidi No.3312.
- Papa

Anonymous said...

Babau ko kahini chahiye...Aur kya zaroorate hai unke...
Nice One Indeed..

Vijoy Das said...

You have spoken the priviliged prisioner's heart. Well written.