To
The People of Bihar
Cc: People of India
Date: 03rd Oct 2013
My Brother’s and Sister’s
Namaskaar
I was the uncrowned king of Bihar. But thanks to the Fodder scam it turned me into a well maintained QUAIDI NO 3312 at Birsa Munda Central Jail. I have been jailed for 5 years with a fine of Rs. 25 lacs.
I must use the word well maintained because the facilities I
have here are not available for others. I have a perfectly tiled attached
bathroom, TV with cable connection, The jail officials pay me a differential
respect because few of them were working under my supervision when I was the Chief
Minister of undivided Bihar. And when obeisance is so high there are no worries
for khaini , paan and bidi.
This is not the first time I am in this jail. In December 2001 I was in this jail for the same terms. But I then I asked for my transfer to Beur Jail in Bihar, but now I am all happy here. And why wouldn’t I. Then it was the regime of Bhartiya Janata Party and at present my party the Rashtriya Janata Dal is in coalition with the ruling government of Jharkhand. One of my loyalists already spoke to the media about this – Yahan jab sarkaar hi apni hai, Bihar kyon jana chahenge?
And at last I would like to bring it to the notice of my loving and caring janta of Bihar that I anoint Tejaswi Yadav as my substitute. And I request all my men’s to concentrate on the upcoming Bihar Loksabha Elections.
In hope of your votes for Loksabha Elections.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
QUAIDI No- 3312
Birsa Munda Central Jail
3 comments:
Good analysis of Quaidi No.3312.
- Papa
Babau ko kahini chahiye...Aur kya zaroorate hai unke...
Nice One Indeed..
You have spoken the priviliged prisioner's heart. Well written.
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