Finally I am in love..

A few days and I will be done with my 3^rd Semester. This still reminds me of the memories of the first few days that I have been here. Those memories are still fresh in my mind.

I remember the first day I came to this college. It was not my first experience of being away from home but it felt different. I have been away since I was 12 but obviously there was something different here.

This place taught me the most important aspect of my life – the INDEPENDENCY to live. First few days and I was in love with this place.

I was in love with everything around me, the city, the beauty, the flow, the nature each and everything.

I am just in love with this city. The city of joy, the city of life, the city Beautiful: CHANDIGARH.

The Rock Garden

A city that never sleeps.  A city where thousands of dreamy men and women arrive everyday to fulfill their dreams. The city of youngsters, the city of children and the city of adults. It has everything that one would want to visit, one would want to cherish and would love.

I am in love with the nature here. The cold breaths from Himalaya to the hot air from Thar everything has something special within itself. Past 7 years I have missed all these. To be frank I loved the city of Hyderabad (where I have been for past 7 years) but I missed the weather, the nature and the independency.

To my astonishment when I look back I feel surprised to remember that I didn’t wear a sweater or didn’t feel the sweat all around me. And now I love these whenever they are around me.    

The city Beautiful

This city has given me the independency to live on myself. It is teaching me with the tough aspects of life. This independency could have dragged me into darkness but I feel happy that it’s dragging me towards the way to lead a better life.

Chandigarh, the best planned city of India, with the world renowned architecture and best quality of life, which is truly unparalleled. It is a city that is young at heart. And its beauty and quality made me fall in love with it.     

A Letter by QUAIDI No 3312- My journey from the king of Bihar to Birsa Munda Jail

To

The People of Bihar

Cc: People of India

Date: 03^rd Oct 2013

My Brother’s and Sister’s

Namaskaar

I was the uncrowned king of Bihar. But thanks to the Fodder scam it turned me into a well maintained QUAIDI NO 3312 at Birsa Munda Central Jail. I have been jailed for 5 years with a fine of Rs. 25 lacs.

I must use the word well maintained because the facilities I have here are not available for others. I have a perfectly tiled attached bathroom, TV with cable connection, The jail officials pay me a differential respect because few of them were working under my supervision when I was the Chief Minister of undivided Bihar. And when obeisance is so high there are no worries for khaini , paan and bidi.

This is not the first time I am in this jail. In December 2001 I was in this jail for the same terms. But I then I asked for my transfer to Beur Jail in Bihar, but now I am all happy here. And why wouldn’t I. Then it was the regime of Bhartiya Janata Party and at present my party the Rashtriya Janata Dal is in coalition with the ruling government of Jharkhand. One of my loyalists already spoke to the media about this – Yahan  jab sarkaar hi apni hai, Bihar kyon jana chahenge?

And at last I would like to bring it to the notice of my loving and caring janta of Bihar that I anoint Tejaswi Yadav as my substitute. And I request all my men’s to concentrate on the upcoming Bihar Loksabha Elections.

In hope of your votes for Loksabha Elections.

Lalu Prasad Yadav

QUAIDI No- 3312

Birsa Munda Central Jail

5 Dharmgurus and their Dharm Controversies

Kalyug or "The Age of Downfall" is going on.
We have a habit of elevating our religious leaders to gods.Every word they say is followed blindly,without abandon.Does this mean they can do whatever the hell they want,with no consequences?Ignorance,they say,is bliss. HELL NO! So here with we are giving a brief summary of 5 holy Dharmguru’s satanic deeds.

1."Shree" Jayendra Saraswati

He is the 69^th Shankaracharya,Guru and head of pontiff (Peetadhipathi) of the Kanchi Kamakoti Peetham.There are two murder cases filed against him. In 2002 he was accused of ordering murderous assault on auditor Radhakrishnan who questioned the "misplaced" cache of  83 Kg of gold,belonging to the Kamakshi Temple. The second case is that of 2004 in which he is accused of ordering the murder of Shakararaman, a temple manager of Kanchi Mutt. There was also a flash the he had affair with a woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hyFcGO5T7k (Video is in Telugu)


2."Swami" Amrit Chaitanya

He was arrested in 2008 for being involved in criminal activities. There was also a case filed against him in May 2008 by a girl of Kerala in charge of Rape, Making Porn Videos and Financial Frauds.

http://zeenews.india.com/news/states/swami-scandal-police-looking-into-antecedents-of-amrita-chaitanya_442133.html

3." Swami" Premanand

He was accused of raping 13 teenage girls in 1997 and was punished for double lifetime imprisonment. He died in the February 2011.

http://www.saibaba-x.org.uk/28/Swami_Premananda_Indian_Gov't_CBI.html

4."Swami" Paramhans Nithyananda

He was jailed in 2010 after the leak of his video which showed he was in sexual relationship with an actress which was brodcasted on Sun News on 2^nd March 2010. This video was called morphed but later it ws officially proved that the video was genuine.

In June 2012 he was again blamed on television by Indian born American citizen Arthi rao for raping her for 5 years (2005-2009). Later he surrendered before a court in Ramanagaram.

5.Asaram Bapu

I think he is used to living in disputes. I will brief all of those here.

•       In 2000 Asaram Ashram was allocated 10 acres of land in Bharavi Village,Navasari(Gujarat). The ashram encroched additional 6 acres of land which led to the farmers protests.

•       The Yog Vedanta Samiti of Asaram Bapu did not vacate the premises of Mangalya Temple in Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh even after the allotment period of 11 days  for satsang was over in 2001. It was a 100 acre land which valued over 700 crores.

•       He was again criticised by media over his comment on Delhi Rape Victim in 2012. He was reported to have said “Only 5-6 people are not the culprits. The victim daughter is as guilty as her rapists... She should have called the culprits brothers and begged before them to stop... This could have saved her dignity and life. Can one hand clap? I don't think so.” Also he quoted “The girl should have taken God's name and could have held the hand of one of the men and said, 'I consider you my brother' and to the other two, she should have said, 'Brothers, I am helpless. You are my brothers, my religious brothers'. Then the misconduct wouldn't have happened.”

•       Recently a 16 year girl indicted him for sexual assaultment.The case still continues.

I TOO HAD A GIRLFRIEND: BIHAR JD (U)

It was in 1996 that I came in relationship with my beloved, Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP). I felt very lonely and unsafe earlier, being all alone. This relationship gave me strength, happiness and the most important, power to aspire more than my own capabilities. Yes, my relationship had a special name; it was National Democratic Alliance (NDA).

By now you might have guessed who I am? I am non other than Bihar’s ruling political party, Janta Dal (United), JD(U).

I have many sweet memories of our 17 year long relationship. Many of our ministers including Mr Nitish Kumar gained the power of being a central minister, Railway Ministry was in his hands from 1999-2004, which was beyond our own capabilities.

The most beautiful memory of our relationship dates back to 2005 when our bonding was adjudged the best by the people of Bihar. But when it was re-elected as the best by more than 80% people in 2010, I felt myself as the only reason for this, neglecting you. You were no more important for me. So I broke up with you.

And like any broken lovers you became my biggest enemy. I started finding faults in you. Whatever I liked about you became the things which now irritate me. Whatever advices you used to give me became the bullshit orders. And thanks to the third person, Mr Narendra Modi and Mr L. K. Advani (Shhhhh, I never accuse anybody by name) who provided me with the best excuses to break this long relationship. If you are with them, I am not going to be with you, that’s what I said.

The only thing now I want to say to you is, I had many sweet memories with you but now you are my biggest enemy. I felt myself as the only reason to be chosen best in Bihar and still feel the same. I am the best public figure here, this is overconfidence according to you, but for me it’s just confidence. But like any other lover I am in search of a new girlfriend with whom I can again think of beyond my capability and capacity.   

My inspiration - a happy life : Mother

Tears are flowing through my eyes, and the 4 words which explains my misery - I miss you MOM.

Though I was a kid of 5. I still have few memories. I was admitted to DAV Public School in class 1 and was eagerly waiting for my classes to begin on 10th April 2000 just 2 days before I saw you the last time.

I still remember you catching my little finger and taking me to my pre-nursery school Front Age and feel the same every day while going to college.

I miss your love, your affection.  I just miss you.
          SOB! SOB! :'(

Apart from this I must thank papa who never let me feel your absence. In your absence he acted as both father as well as mother. He was there with me at each and every step to guide me and to lead me.

The first and foremost thank which I would give for shaping my present in the past itself is to my papa.

You are a true friend, a true leader and a true guide. Hats off to you papa.

Now please let me cry today. These tears are not of sorrow,  not of happiness but these tears represents love and affection.

My Mom , you are the only one woman for whom I can use the world famous 3 magical words.
                   I LOVE YOU MUMMA.

Although you are not with me since past 13 years but your thoughts are still alive in my mind. Whenever I get distracted your thoughts takes me away from it. I still remember all your instructions, tips and tricks which you gave me in my initial 5 years of life and I still follow those.

I MISS YOU MOM! I LOVE YOU MOM!

       HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY

Private college or IITs/NITs :-Preferrence of college or course

IIT, AIEEE, BITSAT.....IIT, AIEEE, BITSAT.....IIT, AIEEE, BITSAT......

"Beta, you have to crack IIT. You have to get through these exams. This must be your only aim in
coming next two years." These words invariably, each and every student listens from their
parents as and when the 10th class results are out and the student seeks admission in science
department of Intermediate standard. The only effective response which can be delivered is their
assurance. At that time even the student builds a confidence that he/she will surely get through.

And surely the year starts; the student is very serious about the studies. But it appears that
Parent’s expectations directly proportional to child's distractions.

On the parent’s side, expectations keep mounting and on the student’s side they’re busy
making gf's/bf's, wasting time with friends etc.

Finally two years pas, the exams are over and the results are out.
Here the story begins for 2 different friends both of them Computer Science Engineering
seekers:

One of them secured an AIR-74903 and the other AIR-125345 in AIEEE. Both of them have no
other option but to take a drop and the same story repeats for one more year.

The final reexamination results are almost same. First one with an AIR-73216.
The other one with AIR-132621.

With no other option left for the second one, he takes admission in some private college in his
desired branch of Computer Science. It being his interested branch, he becomes the batch
topper, and finally gets placed with a wonderful salary.

First one, considering importance of college over the importance of course, takes admission in
NIT in the Ceramics Engineering Department. Finally he is placed in Government Company with
a good salary package.

At this point according to the world, the NIT student becomes an example for everyone. Everyone
starts "Usko dekho. Usne NIT se padhai ki hai, dekho kitni achi naukri lagi hai uski. Beta, also
you have to crack IIT."

He started working there, he loved the place but the job doesn't meet his interest.

Why????

The answer comes from his basic requirement. What was his basic aspiration? He wanted to
study Computer Science Engineering which was impossible to get with his rank in an NIT, but the
pressure to study in NIT!!

Finally he leaves the job and thinks" Oh gosh! With my 5 digit AIEEE rank if I would have applied
for some private college in CSE department, I would be at better stage than my friend. Now he
wants to study more to achieve something which might interest him while the other one is very
happy with his job.
Now the situation reversed, the first student becomes example for the world because of his stable
job.

The only conclusion from this
Instead of forcing someone or yourself to study in NIT or IIT please focus on the
course you are interested in.

But, unfortunately "Angoor Khatte Hain".